D 12 - My Band

I don`t know dude
I think everyone`s all jealous and shit `cuz I`m like the lead singer of a band dude
And I think everyone`s got a f*(king problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show
Because these chicks don`t even know the name of my band
But they`re all on me like they wanna hold hands
`Cuz once I blow they know that I`ll be the man
All because I`m the lead singer of my band
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I`m all like
"`Sup ladies, my name`s Slim Shady
I`m the lead singer in D12 baby"
They`re all like "Oh my god it`s him"
"Becky, oh my f*(kin` god it`s Eminem"
"I swear to f*(king god dude you f*(kin` rock"
"Please Marshall, please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin`, 
All the hot babes throw their bras, and their shirt, and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it`s kinda like sibling rivalry
`Cuz they`re back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you`re tryna` steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba`s my wife to be
This rock star shit, it`s the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me
Because these chicks don`t even know the name of my band
But they`re all on me like they wanna hold hands
`Cuz once I blow they know that I`ll be the man
All because I`m the lead singer of my band
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don`t you
Hey dad how come we don`t rap on Protools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don`t want my autograph, you`s a liar
And no I`m Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
`Cuz my shit is looking smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it`s simple 
But, all I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I`m more intact, tryna` get on the map
Doin` jumping jacks whilin` get whipped on my back
Kuniva and Kon Artist]
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin` he the shit
Yeah I know man find himself taking on a flick
Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man, I ain`t goin` to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up, and his always sound best
You know what, man I`ma say something
Hey, yo Em
(You got something to say?)
Man, no
I thought you bout to tell him off, what`s up?
Man, I`ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain`t even back me up when we s`posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man
These chicks don`t even know the name of my band
But they`re all on me like they wanna hold hands
`Cuz once I blow they know that I`ll be the man
All because I`m the lead singer of my band
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I`m gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumb ass fan
Every time I hear, "Hey dude, I love your band"
We ain`t a band, b|t(h we don`t play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys, they can find every area code
([Em:] Proof carry my bag)
b|t(h carry your own
Can`t make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the f*(k are you? Where`s Obie and Dre?)
Goddammit, I`m sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
`Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video, I was in the back
Superman video, I was in the back
f*(k the media, I got some suggestions
f*(k Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who`s D12, how we get started
(But what about Eminem?)
b|t(h, are you retarded?
Anyway I`m the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, b|t(hes think I`m cute (hey sexy)
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half, and then I couldn`t get up
f*(k D12, I`m outta this band
I`m gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
Girl, why can`t you see you`re the only one for me
And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don`t know my name
[Chorus - Bizarre]These chicks don`t even know the name of my band (Ha ha)
But they`re all on me like they wanna hold hands (f*(k Marshall)
`Cuz once I blow I know that I`ll be the man
All because I`m the lead singer of my band
My Band 
Roxanne
Shatan
Loves me
The hottest boy band in the world
D12!
[Eminem as a salsa singer]I`m the lead singer of my band
I get all the girls to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band 
My salsa makes all the pretty girl`s wan` to dance my salsa 
Look out for my next single, it`s called My Salsa
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan` to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan` to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
Where`d everybody go?
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